Funny interesting Quotes / forum signatures

[Admin]

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

[Admin]

There are only 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather—who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers in his bus.

[Admin]

The Day Microsoft make something that doesn't suck...is the day they make Vacuum cleaners.



Don't fix it if it ain't broken, don't break it if you can't fix it

[Admin]

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."

[Dp.lvapl]

When thw going gets tough, the tough takes a coffee break.

[mskavi]

Everything will be OK in the End...
If it is not OK, it is not the End.

If A is Success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Where X is Work; Y is Play; and Z is Keeping Your Mouth Shut.

[mskavi]

"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"

[mskavi]

Why should we believe in GOD?
Because there are some Questions which cannot be answered by Google.

[Admin]

There are two rules for ultimate success in life:
#1. Never tell everything you know.

[Admin]

if you dont succeed first, skydiving is not for you.

[Admin]

World's most Beautiful sentence: .......But, I Like U
World's most Painful sentence: I Like U, But....
Words are same, but where they are placed matters a lot...!

[Admin]

A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[Admin]

The king is dead. Long live the king!

[Admin]

I am a bomb technician.... If you EVER see me running, try to catch up

[Admin]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[Admin]

I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG

[kieran56]

My favourite funny quote is "Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette

[Admin]

The secrets of a happy marriage...
Tools >> Internet options >> Clear history >> Delete files >> Delete cookies.

[Admin]

Money can't buy happiness.
But I'd rather cry in my Ferrari.

[Admin]

There's enough treachery, hatred, violence, absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day & the best at murder r those who preach against it & the best at hate r those who preach love & the best at war finally r those who preach peace

[Admin]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

[Admin]

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."

"I'm never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong"

[bradely]

"Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears" .