A FUNNY INTERVIEW

[mskavi]

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture

[lxnlux]

i m new user on this link and do not know much about of this like. i am here to wright some funny quotes. some that i have selected n known are listed below:
1. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
2. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
3. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
4. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
5. When in doubt, mumble.
6. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
7. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
8. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
9. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
10. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
11. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
12. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
13. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
14. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
15. I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
16. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
17. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
18. I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
19. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
20. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

[Careerguide]

Nice one... gonna share this with my facebook account and am pretty sure my friends gonna enjoy reading it !