Who get the toy?

[mskavi]

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

[Admin]

Father to kids: What are you doing?
Kids: Writing our names in a piece of paper to find out by lot who is going to sleep near mom.
Father: OK. Include my name as well. ;)