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    Jokes from Vivek

    what do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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    answer:dino"snore"

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    With which animal to play cards with

    With which animal we should not play cards with?

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    answer:'cheetah' "Cheat"ah
    Last edited by vivekm; March 3rd, 2010 at 07:42 PM.

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    Donald duck

    do you know why donald duck was banned in finland?

















    Because Donald Duck did not wear pants
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    Re: Jokes from Vivek

    do you why the ducks crossed the road?


















    because they wanted to cross the road

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    Re: Jokes from Vivek mirror reflection

    one day suppanddi saw his face in the mirror and said"what a ugly face"
    then his master came and asked"what are you doing?"suppanddi's master said.
    then suppanddi asked"what do you see in this mirror?he asked
    master said"my face"suppanddi said"thank god i thought it was my face very ugly".

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    Re: Jokes from Vivek

    very nice jokes here, this is a very excellent site, but i visited to Banagli stories site which is very impressive, so i like from all the jokes which have in it.

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    Re: Jokes from Vivek

    very funny and interesting jokes... Thank you...

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    hello

    very funny jokes...........keep posting more jokes.....

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    Re: Jokes from Vivek

    Why do they take current from water?

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    ANSWER: or else when we drink water we will have a shock

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    Re: Jokes from Vivek

    Why did a servant cry in front of a mirror?































































    ANSWER: because he was elected as the worst servant of the year

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    running race

    Peran:patti naan naalaikku running race la oodapporen Patti:pathu medhuva ooduppa