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[QUOTE=Admin;86908][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]School:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A place where Papa pays and Son plays. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Life Insurance:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Nurse:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Marriage:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Tears:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]Lecture:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Conference:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Compromise:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Dictionary:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A place where success comes before work. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Conference Room:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. [/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Father:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A banker provided by nature.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Boss:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Politician:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Doctor:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Classic:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] Books, which people praise, but do not read. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Smile:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A curve that can set a lot of things straight. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Office:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Yawn:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Etc.:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Committee:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Experience:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] The name men give to their mistakes. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Atom Bomb:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] An invention to end all inventions.[/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Philosopher:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death...[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]
