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[QUOTE=Life12;49497]1 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? 2 I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits. 3 How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hordes got bored? from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson 4 How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? 5 Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents. by Raymond Weisling 6 Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas. 7 Coy knows pseudonoise codes. by Pierre Abbat 8 Sheena leads, Sheila needs. 9 The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. 10 Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning. by Meaghan Desbiens 11 Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? 12 Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks. 13 You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus! from a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson 14 Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins. 15 Clean clams crammed in clean cans. 16 Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. 17 I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. 18 Stupid superstition! 19 There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. 20 World Wide Web 21 To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock, A short, sharp shock, a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison, And awaiting the sensation From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado 22 Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick. from a commercial 23 If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? 24 Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes. from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks 25 Seventy seven benevolent elephants harder than it seems 26 There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through. 27 Santa's Short Suit Shrunk name of a children's book 28 I was born on a pirate ship Hold your tounge while saying it. 29 I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream! 30 Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses. 31 In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen. from the film "My Fair Lady" 32 One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too. 33 Eleven benevolent elephants 34 Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ... 35 Willy's real rear wheel David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA 36 If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years? from Naomi Fletcher's real life 37 Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards 38 Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins. 39 Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos? 40 Pirates Private Property 41 What a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister... 42 When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ... continued here 43 A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! by Kitty Morrow 44 Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month. 45 Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April. 46 Flash message! 47 Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins. 48 Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock. 49 How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. 50 How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground. 51 How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot. 52 How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood. 53 Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. My mother's making me marry Mary Mac. Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me? Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac? from a song by Carbon Leaf 54 Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T". 55 Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen. 56 She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa? 57 Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze. from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss 58 Two tried and true tridents 59 rudder valve reversals the cause of some plane crashes 60 Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye. 61 How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans. 62 A twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist, The untwisted twist would untwist the twist. 63 Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday. 64 Four furious friends fought for the phone. 65 Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering. 66 Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball "Boo!" cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. from mid-Willamette Valley theater 67 Black background, brown background. 68 Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why? 69 Very well, very well, very well ... 70 Tie twine to three tree twigs. 71 Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery. 72 Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you? 73 Three short sword sheaths. 74 Caution: Wide Right Turns seen on semi-tractor trailers 75 Rolling red wagons 76 Green glass globes glow greenly. 77 Robert Wayne Rutter personal name 78 I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within. 79 When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw. 80 black back bat 81 The queen in green screamed. 82 How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary! 83 What did you have for breakfast? - rubber balls and liquor! What did you have for lunch? - rubber balls and liquor! What did you have for dinner? - rubber balls and liquor! - rubber balls and liquor! 84 Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop 85 Six slimy snails sailed silently. 86 I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you. 87 Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward. 88 Red Buick, blue Buick 89 Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much. by Matt Duchnowski 90 He threw three balls. 91 The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes. 92 Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand. 93 We're real rear wheels. 94 Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch. 95 I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. 96 Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear. 97 On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser. 98 Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle. 99 Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. 100 How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel? 101 He threw three free throws. 102 Fresh French fried fly fritters 103 Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ... 104 I was born on a pirate ship. Say it while holding your tongue. 105 2 Y's U R. 2 Y's U B. I C U R. 2 Y's 4 me! 106 Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's. 107 Eddie edited it. 108 Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Don't eat with your mouth full! 109 Wow, race winners really want red wine right away! 110 The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives. 111 I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop. 112 Triple Dickle a strong drink 113 How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets? 114 Supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio. by Diane Estep 115 Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese. from a high school singing class 116 Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall 117 Argyle Gargoyle 118 Peggy Babcock personal name 119 If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite. 120 Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town. 121 Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. by Pierre Abbat 122 Willie's really weary. 123 Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly! by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch 124 Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls. by Sharon Johnson 125 Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie. 126 John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had"; "had had" had had his master's approval. 127 Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively. 128 Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails. from India 129 Double bubble gum, bubbles double. 130 If you can't can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans ? 131 Octopus ocular optics. and A cat snaps a rat's paxwax. by Pierre Abbat 132 This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly. 133 Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli .... 134 I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. 135 A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara. 136 Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift. 137 I eat eel while you peel eel 138 Nothing is worth thousands of deaths. 139 Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia. 140 East Fife Four, Forfar Five an actual football result from the Scottish third division 141 Roy Wayne Roy Rogers Roy Rash personal names 142 11 was a racehorse, 22 was 12, 1111 race, 22112. Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too. 143 It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in! 144 She said she should sit. 145 Mo mi mo me send me a toe, Me me mo mi get me a mole, Mo mi mo me send me a toe, Fe me mo mi get me a mole, Mister kister feet so sweet, Mister kister where will I eat !? 146 Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William? Can't you, don't you, won't you, William? 147 I wish you were a fish in my dish 148 She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in. an actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue 149 The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back! 150 Dust is a disk's worst enemy. 151 I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore? 152 Old Mr. Hunt had a cuddy punt Not a cuddy punt but a hunt punt cuddy. 153 As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue. 154 Mommy made me eat my M&Ms. 155 I'm not the fig plucker, Nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes. 156 A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts. 157 Aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum 158 Thin grippy thick slippery. 159 There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad, and a three toed, he toad, tree toad.... 160 The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn. 161 If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. 162 If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". how do I understand that you understand. Understand!? 163 She sees cheese. 164 Brent Spence Bridge Clay Wade Bailey Bridge places in Ohio 165 Chukotko-Kamchatkan pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka 166 There those thousand thinkers were thinking where did those other three thieves go through. 167 Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes. 168 One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they felt smart. Four smart fellows, they felt smart. Five smart fellows, they felt smart. Six smart fellows, they felt smart. 169 Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors. 170 I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't! 171 But a harder thing still to do. What a to do to die today At a quarter or two to two. A terrible difficult thing to say But a harder thing still to do. The dragon will come at the beat of the drum With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to At a quarter or two to two today, At a quarter or two to two. from a college drama class 172 Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before. 173 Silly sheep weep and sleep. 174 Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ... 175 A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not. 176 I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight. I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight. 177 I saw a saw in Arkansas, that would outsaw any saw I ever saw, and if you got a saw that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas let me see your saw. 178 The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us. 179 Real weird rear wheels by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey 180 I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit. 181 A pessimistic pest exists amidst us. 182 Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York. Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago. 183 Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France. 184 Two to two to Toulouse? 185 Swatch watch 186 Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation. 187 Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. 188 Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood 189 I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. 190 If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly? 191 We won, we won, we won, we won, ... 192 Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday. by Julia Dicum 193 How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground? 194 How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws? by Jillian Goetz 195 As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes, they're great! from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say? 196 How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle? A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle. 197 Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop. 198 Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van. 199 A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?' 'let us fly' said the flea said the fly 'shall we flee' so they flew through a flaw in the flue. 200 How much dew does a dewdrop drop If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop, they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew. 201 If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can. 202 Bake big batches of bitter brown bread. 203 But she as far surpasseth Sycorax, As great'st does least. Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in "The Tempest", by William Shakespeare 204 Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread. 205 She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz. 206 Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch? 207 Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter. 208 Mummies make money. 209 Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes. 210 An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt. 211 A black bloke's back brake-block broke. 212 This is a zither. 213 Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh. 214 There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan. 215 Really leery, rarely Larry. 216 Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood. 217 Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree. 218 Her whole right hand really hurts. difficult in Brazil 219 Come, come, Stay calm, stay calm, No need for alarm, It only hums, It doesn't harm. 220 Tie a knot, tie a knot. Tie a tight, tight knot. Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. 221 Red blood, green blood 222 I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I'm the sleekest sheet slitter that ever slit sheets. 223 Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran. 224 Busy buzzing bumble bees. 225 A lump of red leather, a red leather lump 226 Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat. 227 I shot the city sheriff. I shot the city sheriff. I shot the city sheriff. 228 A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. "Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?" "No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum 229 I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone. 230 Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. All day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits. Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. All day long he fits and tucks, all day long he tucks and fits, and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop. sung by Ian Mackintosh 231 Preshrunk silk shirts. 232 Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek. 233 Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities. 234 While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water. 235 A big black bear sat on a big black bug. 236 A bloke's bike back brake block broke. 237 Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday. 238 Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter. 239 How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil? 240 Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood. 241 No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows. by the Hofman family 242 Freshly fried fresh flesh 243 There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too. 244 There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too! 245 Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells? 246 She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop, mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in. 247 Swan swam over the sea. Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum swan! 248 Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets. 249 She sells sea shells on the sea shore; The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure. So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore, I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells. 250 You know New York. You need New York. You know you need unique New York. 251 What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most. 252 Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right. 253 Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke. 254 Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs. 255 She slits the sheet she sits on. 256 A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. 257 A twister of twists once twisted a twist. and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist. now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists. 258 Red lolly, yellow lolly. 259 I am a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants. I am the best mother pheasant plucker, that ever plucked a mother pheasant! 260 Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat. 261 Knapsack strap. 262 John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had " had had the teachers approval 263 Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish. 264 Great gray goats 265 Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not. 266 Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ... 267 The batter with the butter is the batter that is better! 268 There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch. 269 How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? 270 Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs. 271 If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock or some joker who is slicker is going to trick you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. 272 Clowns grow glowing crowns. 273 Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? 274 Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill as sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they'd rather sleep in thistles Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. 275 Red leather, yellow leather, ... 276 IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF; programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker 277 Announcement at Victoria Station, London: Two to two to Tooting too! 278 Richard's wretched ratchet wrench. 279 Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers. 280 Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. 281 A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. 282 When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? 283 What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two. Who is the author? 284 If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch? 285 The soldier's shoulder surely hurts! 286 She sees seas slapping shores. 287 A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. by Ray Weisling 288 Greek grapes. 289 Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See. 290 Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. 291 There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich. 292 A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. 293 Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! 294 Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb. 295 Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ... 296 A smart fella, a fella smart. It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart. 297 She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter. 298 Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts. 299 Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? 300 Blue glue gun, green glue gun. Enjoy the fun..!![URL="http://www.sandhurst-mfg.com/contacts.html"][/URL][/QUOTE]
